My Religion

I have decided this day to begin the worship of Rick Steves, Our Lord's Prophet. He serves the will of God and is both of the Earth and of the Heavens. We worship the Wanderer, Rick Steves, whose travels around the world, healing the sick and curing the blind, are our path to salvation. Rick Steves, Son of God and God Himself, shall lead this wicked world to redemption. Rick Steves, thy guidbooks shall lead to the salvation of all mankind.
Go in Peace and Serve Rick Steves.
Amen
6 Comments:
Who the hell is Rick Steves and why the hell should I care so much as to worship him?
Rick Steves is the man of the hour. He provides my couch adventures as he travels to far-off lands and battles the barbarians of old Europe. He is the unsung hero of our time.
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude,
This website is so sweeet. I love that geeky dude. Me and my boys toke up and watch that man travel all round the world like Jesus. Love to word of Steves. Narly!
I love Rick Steves' geeky persona. I want to make love to him in the back of a Venice river boat. It would be so romantic. I love nerds!
Dude, rick steves is on the advisory board of NORML!!
Rick Steeves is an icon.
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