My Religion

I have decided this day to begin the worship of Rick Steves, Our Lord's Prophet. He serves the will of God and is both of the Earth and of the Heavens. We worship the Wanderer, Rick Steves, whose travels around the world, healing the sick and curing the blind, are our path to salvation. Rick Steves, Son of God and God Himself, shall lead this wicked world to redemption. Rick Steves, thy guidbooks shall lead to the salvation of all mankind.

Go in Peace and Serve Rick Steves.

Amen